[from 2011 with love] More IRC Madness

It's always been a really lively bunch in #lotwar, but sometimes someone says something that just makes us pause. Not because we find it offensive - we're just doubling over in laughter, typing 'LOL' with a sprinkling of 'lmao', all the while head-desking furiously.

Let's get started. In the words of our beloved leader himself,

[14:30] * cookster is now known as orgy_man


[22:29] [@cookster] i had enought turns with sadpuppy
[22:29] [@cookster] but he is having internet problems now
[22:30] [@cookster] or a mid life crisis
[22:30] [Digger] lol
[22:30] [@cookster] both are likely
[22:30] [@cookster] lol
[22:30] [Digger] the latter is slightly more possible
[22:30] [@cookster] yeah
[22:30] [@cookster] lol
[22:30] [stonedless] is he old enough 4 midlife crisis?
[22:31] [@cookster] well
[22:31] [@cookster] the fuck if i know
[22:31] * stonedless is now known as loveless
[22:31] [@cookster] sometimes i think he is 40
[22:31] [@cookster] sometimes i think he has no pubic hair yet

(If you're reading this, ABM, know that we'll always love you)

(By love, we mean love to cut down your tree with a chainsawflamethrower and feed the pieces through an industrial grade shredder)

[18:22] [@cookster] oh time to give birth to a mini cookie

[18:22] [@cookster] and i got 

[18:23] [@cookster] 2 tickketsssssssssssssssss to paradiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[18:23] [@cookster] wont you

[18:23] [@cookster] packkkk yourrrr bags and willllllllllllll leavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee toniggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[18:23] [@cookster] naa naaaa naaaa naaa naaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[18:24] * BK digs in the medicine cabinet

[18:25] [@cookster] grrrrrrounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng control to hellscrusadddddeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[18:26] [BK] come in helllsscrusadeerrr

[18:27] [@cookster] sytems check

[18:27] [@cookster] enginessssssssssss onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[18:28] [BK] thrusterrrss aree gooooo

[18:29] [BK] and booozeee in thee friidgee :D

[18:31] [@cookster] lol

[18:31] * @cookster waits for hc to appear again

[18:43] * HellsCrusader takes his protein pills and puts his helmt on

[18:44] [@cookster] there we go

[18:45] [HellsCrusader] lol

[18:45] [HellsCrusader] this is hellscrusader to ground control

[18:45] [HellsCrusader] i'm stepping thorugh the doooorrrrrr

[18:45] [HellsCrusader] errr wait that's a wall

[18:45] * HellsCrusader passes out

[18:47] [@cookster] LMAO

[18:47] [@cookster] i think bk passed out

Some days are definitely weirder than others. 

[02:55] * loveless bungee jumps on CLM

[02:56] [@CLM] o.0

[02:56] [@CLM] weeeee

[02:56] [loveless] hold on tight

[02:58] [loveless] i cant decide that 'twang' i heard was the rope or CLMs knicker elastic 

[02:59] [hush_xCWGx{WoW}] lmao

[03:00] [loveless] G-force on a G-string 

Of course, inspiration can strike anytime, anywhere. 

[19:58] [@cookster] fuck i would even take the queen right about now if she had turns

[19:58] [+HellsCrusader] hahahahaha

[19:58] [+HellsCrusader] dirtyy

[19:58] [+HellsCrusader] she's so oldd

[19:58] [+HellsCrusader] all her loose skin will bunch up on your thighs

[19:58] [useless] OI leave my mom alone :P

[19:59] [+HellsCrusader] hahahah

[19:59] [@cookster] i could clamp down the loose skin

[19:59] [@cookster] make it tight

[19:59] [+HellsCrusader] the prince? :O

[19:59] [+HellsCrusader] ewwwwwwwww

[19:59] [+HellsCrusader] lmao

[19:59] [@cookster] and grease her down with tractor grease

[19:59] [+HellsCrusader] ahahaha

[19:59] [@cookster] ah man

[19:59] [@cookster] bk will soooo quote that

Your wish is my command.

[20:46] * HellsCrusader dreams of cookster in a mini skirt with a kiddy pool of tractor grease

Some of us prefer to keep keep their inclinations... made crystal clear. 

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[22:45] [father_cookie] cooked any more testicules today?

 Have a good day, folks.