[JUNE 2012] IRC Madness

To kickstart the page, what better than a review of the past month in #lotwar IRC?

If you're shaking your head and attempting to cover your head with your hands/feet/whichever-body-part-is-nearest-to-your-face, YES. Your post is most likely to have been spotted, saved and republished in all its glory.

And if it isn't, well, send us a message. Or something. With the amount of gems we dig out of IRC chat daily, it's not surprising that we missed out a few.

Or maybe yours just wasn't that funny. Remember the time you told a joke and laughed... on your own? LoT takes its jokes very seriously, and regrettably we have standards to keep. But you shouldn't, you know, give up and all that. Just keep trying. You will be mocked, ignored, silenced, be forced to endure Westlife listening sessions (we recommend getting a pair of heavy-duty earplugs), be shot from cannons, run over by beer trucks, and other less than appropriate tortures, but when you finally score that golden moment, it will be worth it.

Just like this one:

[12:42] [HellsCrusader] jus tcame up with some reaallly cool guitar and melodies, but hmmmm

[12:44] * CLM likes Melodies...you never meet an Ugly girl named Melody

[12:56] [@BK] Mehhhh Louuuu Deeeee

[12:56] [CLM] little lower dear

[12:57] [HellsCrusader] lol

[12:57] [HellsCrusader] neeeed

[12:57] [HellsCrusader] teh wordss

[12:57] [HellsCrusader] before it becomes another unfinisheddd

[12:57] [@BK] mehhh LOW Deee

[12:57] [CLM] those are the owrds... neeever meettt a Mellody who wuzzz uuuuugly

[12:57] [@BK] better? :p

[12:57] [CLM] yes ty

[12:58] * HellsCrusader tries

[12:58] [@BK] what rhymes with ugly?

[12:58] [HellsCrusader] fugly lol

[12:58] [@BK] lol besides that haha

[12:59] [CLM] mugly

[12:59] [CLM] snuggly

[12:59] [HellsCrusader] hmmm never met a melody who was ugly doesn't fit the emotional feel. it sounds like i'm lying :P

[12:59] [CLM] puggly

[12:59] [CLM] sigh

[12:59] [CLM] never good enough for you am i ?

[12:59] [CLM] lol

[12:59] [HellsCrusader] lol

[12:59] [@BK] never met a melody who wasn't ugly?

[12:59] [HellsCrusader] lol

[12:59] [HellsCrusader] bahhhhh

[12:59] [CLM] hehe

[13:01] [CLM] Melody keep me happy , she doesnt mind I am ugly.....

[13:01] * CLM hides

[13:01] [HellsCrusader] lol pfshhh

[13:01] [@BK] :D

[13:02] [CLM] isnt there a song about ugly?

[13:02] * HellsCrusader doesn't know what kinda crappy music inspires such terrible lyrics :P

[13:02] [CLM] and dont worry, creative liscence...u r not ugly enough :P

[13:03] [HellsCrusader] :/

[13:03] [@BK] Melody who was ugly, I have never met.

[13:03] * CLM pats HellsCrusader on teh head

[13:03] [CLM] there ya go!

[13:05] [HellsCrusader] bahhhh lyrics are always the road blockkkk lol

[13:06] [CLM] so write about road blocks :D

[13:06] [HellsCrusader] lol nah

[13:06] [HellsCrusader] it's got tones..

[13:06] [HellsCrusader] hmm

[13:06] [CLM] its gotz....

[13:06] [HellsCrusader] hard to explain haha

[13:06] [@BK] tones, bones and traffic cones

[13:07] [CLM] can’t fill in the spaces, the lines are all blank, the road blocks in my head keep me from going to the lake

[13:07] [HellsCrusader] lmao

[13:07] [CLM] or maybe i am baked

[13:07] [HellsCrusader] pfsshhh country :P

[13:07] [CLM] .....

[13:07] [@BK] for HC's sake

[13:07] [CLM] LOL

[13:07] * HellsCrusader shoves his eyes into a rake

[13:07] [@BK] maybe go cook a steak?

[13:08] [HellsCrusader] secretly put it inside a cake..

[13:08] [CLM] and them BOOM

Alternately, you could ask the legendary HellsCrusader to teach you a thing or two about creative writing.
Pro tip: If he refuses, return with a few sets of Wendys Spicy Chicken - that will change his mind in no time. 
Alternately you could threaten him with Westlife. Use this method at your own risk. Results may vary.