Greetings, and welcome to yet another edition of Teh Random Quiz! In this special 'WE WANT COOKSTER!' edition of the show, we will have participants answer 2 very randomly picked questions about the favourite founder (no offense, the other founders are pretty cool as well, but they just can't compete with the cookie.) and Godfather of LoT, Cookster.
Introducing our random participants of today's quiz : Right arm of justice and maths affecionado, Terrace "on the terrace", Traffic Cone conductor Wip "booo-ooobies", guerilla commando KAMUT, MastaBoo, devout disciple of Lorentzian Relativity Theory and toaster maniac, Derek the exotic cacti collector, Monty the resident Zombie, Coon "aaaaaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww" dog, Crazy Luv Makin' CLM, and the notorious Hells "i'm going to stab you with a fossiliozed tyrannasaurus cock" Crusader.
Host : Welcome everyone, to yet another edition of -
Coondog : AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Host : Err - thank you for that kind heartfelt introduction, Coondog. Anyways, as I was saying, welcome to -
Wip : Boo
HellsCrusader : oooooooobs!
KAMUT : Ooooooobs!
Host : Interesting. *cringes inwardly* Ok anyway the first topic today will be -*glares at Derek who is about to speak*
Derek : Cac -
Host : On-a-scale-of-1-to-5-how-much-have-you-missed-Cookster?!?! *pants*
Derek : - tus
Host : I'm sorry?
Derek : Umm... well, I didn't know him but based on everyone else talking about him, I still miss him, I guess. i'll say 3.
Host : So it seems Cookster's absence affects those who don't know him yet.
Terrace : Unfortunately, I have never met "The Cookster". However, since he seems to be missed by the rest of you, I must say 5!
CLM : 5... five, yes 5. Me missez him most of all!
Host : We have a 5. Anymore? Do I have someone higher? Anyone?
Masta : 5.5... I added .5 for not being around to say choi to him.
Derek : Choi?
Masta : Choi.
CLM : o.0
KAMUT : CHOI?!
HellsCrusader : o_O
Host : *peeved* That's quite enough. Anyone else?
Monty : For Cooks he's one of my favorite people to talk to and it's been very sad to not be able to see him, So I'd say, 5
Host : Clearly a big loss for this young man over here.
KAMUT : 5 + 5, Cookie come back damn it.
Host : What's this? A softer side to the Grumpy Bastard KAMUT? Why this is certainly not -
KAMUT : I am a lot of things, but soft just aint one of those things, bro. Try Iron hard. Shaft.
Host : *swallows* Err...
HellsCrusader : - I have to say 1. But don't get me wrong... You see, while he's been gone, I've been rolling around naked in his stash of cookies. I am eager for him to return and try them, though.
CLM : eeeeeeeeeewww.
Coondog : What a mental image.
Host : Huuuuh. Okay Wip, you have been quiet? On a scale of 1 to 5, how much do YOU miss cookster?
Wip : 4,897.
HellsCrusader : O_O
Coondog : OF COURSE A WHOLE LOT YA NINCUMPOOPING WANKER!!!!! bah caps..
CLM : Yes that's Cookie dear alright.
Host : Alright we've had some intriguing insights into the significance of Cookster's absence to some of these good folk here -
HellsCrusader : Good folk? Hardly xD
CLM : Shhh Hells dear. People are reading this ;)
Monty : @_@
Terrace : Well, technically no one is reading this yet since it's not even out in writing yet as of now :p
CLM : ~.~
Derek : Who stole my cactus! :o
Monty : What is that thing you are sitting on?
Derek : :O
HellsCrusader : O_o
Derek : DAMNIT!
Host : Can we get back to the programme guys?
MastaBoo : Yes let's invoke some thoughts on relativity and its relevance to the creation of the universe without using the terms 'God', 'Bang', and 'Wendys'.
HellsCrusader : It CAN'T be done, I tell you!
Terrace : They are related?
Coondog : I forgot the last question...let's kill somethin'
aaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Host : I haven't asked the next question yet.
Coondog : Oh.
Host : ANYWAY, like I was saying, we should get on with the show. Next up, we will get all of you to describe, in 10 words or less, what Cookster means to you.
Derek : Anyone seen my cactus?
Monty : What IS that thing you are sitting on?! -.-
Wip : Not again. Cookster = Cookieloving big wanker with a big heart.
Host : Neatly worded, Wip. Any other thoughts?
KAMUT : Seriously, Cooks, makes mars fun, otherwise it is boring. But most importantly, Me humps cookie
CLM : Cookie iz mine!
Terrace : Hey I want a cookie too.
Wip : Boo-
Host : Okay settle down guys, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Masta : I'm gay for him, and only him... O_o
Host : What was that, Masta?
Masta : You heard me :D
CLM : ~.~
Derek : Umm... i dont think i could do this question justice.. Where is my damn CACTUS!?!?
HellsCrusader : dudee.
Wip : -oobs. No one wants to play :(
Host : Anyone else have their relevenat thoughts to share?
Monty : I do. 2. He is one of the most important players in this game, to me. 13 words, sue me.
Host : Well... we can make exceptions, I guess. Again, very well put. How much of an influence was he to the rest of you?
Coondog : I feel Cookster is a great diplomat but a better war tactition, when he's not busy eating cooookies or working on the Gong Show!
Host : Doesn't seem like 10 words to me. Hmm...
HellsCrusader : You want 10 words? I have 2.
Host : And what might they be?
HellsCrusader : no pants.
CLM : o.0
Terrace : wow.
Masta : Oh, it's just relative to the presence of your own pants - everything else is, really.
Host : CLM? You seem to be deep in thought?
Masta : Fine, ignore me, I'll just pretend the wall is relatively more interesting,
CLM : As if only 10 words would be enough! Does the 10 I typed count too!? What about punctuation!? The pressure is too much! Arrrrrgh....sigh.
Wip : Cookieloving big wanker with a big heart.
Host : Yes indeed he is. That wraps it up rather nicely, don't you all think?
KAMUT : Meh, need more blood.
Host : Alright, seems like we've run out of time, be sure to tune in next time for further editions of Teh Random Show! Thank you for reading!
Masta : Oh that's what YOU think - again, it's all only relative. You only think that we've run out of time......
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