For first time EVER, LoTCookie has managed to secure a never-before-seen, specially exclusive live interview from the Pink Princess of LoT, the Mistress of Handcuffs and Leather Whips, Lady CLM herself! Enjoy!
Setting for this interview, roof top bar. CLM's own private sanctuary. Most of the interview she perches on the edge of the parapetover looking all of LoT, only occasionally looking my way to give a cheshire-cat like grin with an answer.
Me : What does CLM stand for?
CLM : Cherry Liscious Momma....but you know, that wasn't my first name. Afraid I can't remember my first Mars name. I came to the planet through a less than ideal gate. All I remember was being snatched up by LaR. RoR, Masta, Scars and Ratking took me in. I didn't stay a noob long with those fellas pushing me along. Not sure where the film of my training went...hmmmm.
Me : How long have you been on Mars?
CLM : Well, longer than my information states I have been. Was End of '07 I started, I remember because of the LaR Christmas party. Woke up in a tank. And The Roman General gave me my first whip, a pink one.
Me : What is your favorite strategy?
CLM : Mmmmm, I love the little Dict. Its really the best and the most fun. Can do anything with it! As long as you know how to move it around it's fun. I have gotten very good at it. I would happily teach anyone how to use a lil' Dict.
Me : What was your first real job here on mars?
CLM : You mean besides distracting the enemy? Started out as an Foreign Affair Officer. Loved it from the start. I had so many critics. RoR kept my spirits up though, and he was great to blame things on when I got in trouble, not that I EVER got in trouble. I was no Angel, but I learned fast how to get what my clan needed and how to sweet talk my way out of a tight spot.
Me : Is there a CLM fan club?
CLM : Not sure if there is an actual CLM fan club, but sure people do name countries after me and there was the one guy who was decked out in a CLM t-shirt. He was more stalker than fan though.
Me : You had a stalker?
CLM : Well kinda he was a bit pesky but not to worry, my wolf...ermmm...took care of him.
Me : So when did you first discover you had a fetish for goods made out of leather?
CLM : Mmmmm leather, it's just so nice. Smooth and fits to the body...or just cool to the touch when you slide onto a sofa. Think i knew I was truly addicted when I laced up my thigh high stiletto boot.
Me : What is the best part about being a moderator for Mars and of course what is the worst part?
CLM : Best part is getting to know all the people from all over the planet. I enjoy the people and all the craziness they bring with them. The worst part is knowing that some people will never learn - talented people too - and I have to hunt them down again.
Me : Do you have any hobbies?
CLM : I love riding horses. Something about being astride a large beast and being in complete control.
CLM in her Santa-Baby Outfit (as voted for by LoT in a recent poll)
(Credit to ClownZee for the watermarking)
CLMs favorite / least favorite....
Favorite drink: Vodka on the rocks no sissy umbrella drinks. Least: Sambuca , its about the only thing that will make me hurl.
Favorite clothing: Socks! Wow, the feeling of brand new socks on a cold day. Least: Pants in general, I mean come on, who designed these things?
Favorite food: Dont have a favorite, but love Italian food. Least: Burnt things, burnt tacos, burnt popcorn, burnt hogies.
Favorite weapon: My mind, its always underestimated. Least: Butter knife, ever try and scalp someone with a butter knife, messy!
Favorite Activity: That is unfair question, its a mood thing, but ya know sleep is awesome! Least: Washing windows, they are just going to get all dirty again...dont have to worry about that here in LoT, no glass in the windows.
Favorite Color: If I dont say pink all my fans will wonder what imposer is posing as CLM. *whispers* Plum Purple. Least: Orange...ugh its fine for a pumkin, traffic cones and hunting garments.
Article by : CLM
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LoTCookie also took the opportunity to interview several people about which particular belongings of CLM would they rather be in possession of, given the chance?
Dragon, a coffee in his hand as usual, the first person to be asked the question, answered that he would like to own CLM's house, so that he could move out of his. Thunder, on the other hand, wanted CLM's Computer Camera (for reasons still unknown). Wip also wanted CLM's camera. 'The one she uses for taking [censored] pictures of herself,' he added with a sly grin. And Iggy, master humper, requested CLM's laptop for himself. 'Oh, she will beg me to let her use that,' he replied when questioned further. Upon catching sight of the elusive Xninja, the LoT hump legend himself, LoTCookie hurriedly tossed the question at him and got a short reply. 'Horse Sattle.' Loveless (sometimes referred to as Fat Repulsive Ugly Bastard, or frub) wanted something more practical. 'I'll take her coffee machine.'
The others wanted things that were ... a little more personal. 'Hmm...' Rekuyukai thought deeply for abit before saying, 'if I had to answer that I would say... her clothes.' A 'TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' yelling Recon informed LoTCookie that he would want to be in possession of CLM's underwear before rushing off. KAMUT, in a perfectly straight face, responded with 'the itch in her thighs.' when popped the question.
LoTCookie and CLM wishes you a happy day! Enjoy the rest of the edition!
Article by : BK
Source : Multiple (Interview)
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Excuse the manga/anime and 4chan pages - they will be gone in times of war :P
Pictures by : Anonymous Source
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