[APR 2010] War of the Realms

This is what you get when you put a WoW addict, a Wendy's enthusiast, and a lonely boy who needs some manlove together in an IRC room...

[13:36] * HellsCrusader is now known as missesbreakfast

[13:40] * BK is now known as missesrandomnicks

[13:40] * hush is now known as IDGAF

[13:41] * missesbreakfast is now known as iweyfasfyes

[13:42] * IDGAF is now known as MissesWoW

[13:43] [MissesWoW] going through WoW withdrawels right now

[13:44] * iweyfasfyes is now known as HellsCrusader

[13:44] * MissesWoW is now known as HeavensCrusader

[13:44] [HellsCrusader] :O

[13:44] [HeavensCrusader] grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[13:44] [HellsCrusader] my ultimate enemy :O

[13:44] [HeavensCrusader] lmao

[13:44] * missesrandomnicks is now known as confusedBK

[13:45] [HeavensCrusader] get over here arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[13:45] * HellsCrusader steps foot into purgatory, and awaits epic battle with heaven's crusader

[13:45] [HeavensCrusader] lmao

[13:45] [HellsCrusader] :P

[13:46] [HellsCrusader] hahaha

[13:46] * HeavensCrusader slips into the shadows & creeps up behind HellsCrusader

[13:46] * confusedBK is now known as Ultimate_Judge

[13:46] [HellsCrusader] bahahahah teh shadows are my territory fool!

[13:46] [Ultimate_Judge] LET TEH BATTLE BEGIN!!! :O

[13:47] [HeavensCrusader] not the ones here on mars bahahahahahahaha

[13:47] * HellsCrusader summons eternal darkness from teh ground and a living black flesh eatng acide swirls up around heaven's crusader

[13:47] [Ultimate_Judge] p.s. points will awarded for originality and randomness of power moves :P

[13:47] [HellsCrusader] lmao

[13:47] [HellsCrusader] sweet

[13:47] * HeavensCrusader does the little nicky thingy to make rainbows come outa his fingers

[13:47] [Ultimate_Judge] HC has been awarded 8.25 points

[13:47] [Ultimate_Judge] err

[13:47] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC

[13:48] [HellsCrusader] lol

[13:48] [HellsCrusader] rainbows?!

[13:48] [HellsCrusader] ahh gayyy!

[13:48] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC has been awarded -5.75 points

[13:48] [HellsCrusader] lmao

[13:48] * HeavensCrusader turns HellsCrusader into a fluffy lil white rabbit

[13:48] [HellsCrusader] O_o

[13:49] * HellsCrusader grows 3 feet fangs and slashes at heavens legs, slowly digging towards his major artery

[13:49] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC has been awarded 1.25 p(total -4.5 p)

[13:49] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has been awarded 3.0p (total 11.25p)

[13:49] * HeavensCrusader is bloodless so has no major arteries

[13:50] * HeavensCrusader is a GoD

[13:50] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has been deducted 5.0p (total 6.25p)

[13:50] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC : error - invalid command

[13:50] [HellsCrusader] lame!

[13:51] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC : error - invalid command

[13:51] * HellsCrusader doesn't believe in gods and is uneffected by such blasphemy!

[13:51] [HellsCrusader] O_o

[13:51] * HeavensCrusader opens his wings up with the power of the heavens & strikes HellsCrusader in the dingleberries with a static electricity bolt

[13:51] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has been awarded 0.01p (total 6.26p)

[13:51] [HellsCrusader] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my weaknes!! how did you know?!

[13:51] [Ultimate_Judge] score!

[13:51] [HeavensCrusader] lmfao

[13:51] * HellsCrusader becomes furious

[13:52] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC has executed a power move : 20 bonus p awarded (total 16.p)

[13:52] * HeavensCrusader l his ao

[13:52] [HeavensCrusader] o.0

[13:52] * HellsCrusader 's veins burst out of his body, puss exploding all over teh face of heaven's crusader. the flesh slowly peels down to reveal hell's true form. a rabid beaver with a chainsaw

[13:52] [HeavensCrusader] lmmfao

[13:53] [HellsCrusader] xD

[13:53] * HeavensCrusader shits in his pants from laughing

[13:53] * HellsCrusader lunges towards teh heaven's crusader

[13:53] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has executed a power tranformation : 35 bonus p awarded (total 41.26p)

[13:53] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC : error - invalid command : laughing

[13:54] * HeavensCrusader takes said shit & rubs it on his face yelling FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM William Wallece style

[13:54] * HellsCrusader finds said ritual disturbing yet intriguing..

[13:54] [HeavensCrusader] lol

[13:54] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC has executed a random move! 10 bonus p awarded (total 26.5p)

[13:55] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has been stunned and deducted 5p (total 35.26p)

[13:55] * HellsCrusader slashes towards face with chainsaw. uon pressing a button each spike of the blades launches off

[13:55] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC misses! and loses 1.5p (total 34.76p)

[13:56] * HeavensCrusader finds this new "warpaint" to be invigorating & gathers unfounded strength to unleash a furry of chicken scrath blows on HellsCrusaders dingleberries

[13:56] * HellsCrusader drops chain saw and breathes slowly... before sinking into teh shadowws

[13:56] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC scores a critical hit!

[13:56] [Ultimate_Judge] its super effective!

[13:56] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC is awarded 20p (total 46.5p)

[13:56] * HellsCrusader appears behind judge and attempts to bribe with wendy's and donuts

[13:56] * HeavensCrusader yellllssss YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[13:57] [HeavensCrusader] lol

[13:57] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC's attempt fails and he loses all points (total 0p)

[13:57] [HellsCrusader] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[13:57] [HeavensCrusader] blah

[13:58] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC : error - invalid command

[13:58] * HeavensCrusader throws peices of chicken fried steat @ Ultimate_Judge

[13:58] [HeavensCrusader] Steak***

[13:58] * HellsCrusader intercepts chicken and gets GREASE OVERLOADDD!!!!!!!!!

[13:59] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has triggered limit break! awarded 50 bonus p (total 50 p)

[13:59] * HellsCrusader becomes lazy

[13:59] [HeavensCrusader] lol

[13:59] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC misses with the chicken steak! Ultimate_Judge gains 1p

[13:59] [HeavensCrusader] shanagines

[14:00] [HeavensCrusader] judges dont get points

[14:00] [HellsCrusader] lol

[14:00] -HeavensCrusader:#lotwar- I declare shanagines

[14:00] -HeavensCrusader:#lotwar- I declare shanagines

[14:00] -HeavensCrusader:#lotwar- I declare shanagines

[14:00] * HellsCrusader gets his broom

[14:00] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC loses 5p for each utterance of shanagines (total 26.5p)

[14:01] [HeavensCrusader] lmfao

[14:01] [HeavensCrusader] lol hells

[14:01] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has discovered his ultimate weapon! attack +200%!

[14:01] [HellsCrusader] O_o

[14:01] * HellsCrusader gets dramatic

[14:01] [HellsCrusader] time to sweep this mess up...

[14:01] [Ultimate_Judge] warning : time for final attack

[14:01] * HellsCrusader gives broom to clm. and make me some breakfast too, please :D

[14:02] [Ultimate_Judge] warning : battle will end after this last round

[14:02] * HeavensCrusader summons Mr.Hanky to spreed his love all over Ultimate_Judge

[14:02] [HeavensCrusader] hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidhooooooooooooooooooooooo

[14:02] [Ultimate_Judge] Ultimate_Judge feels the love and is awarded 50p (total 51 p)

[14:02] [HeavensCrusader] thats poooooooooo love lmao

[14:03] [HeavensCrusader] Mr.Hanky is a turd lmfao

[14:03] [Ultimate_Judge] Ultimate_Judge feels even more love and is awarded a further 25p (total 76 p)

[14:03] [Ultimate_Judge] HellC has ended the battle with a summon!

[14:03] [HeavensCrusader] HellC?

[14:04] [Ultimate_Judge] CLM appears with a broom and a pink whip and starts flaying HeavenC

[14:04] [HeavensCrusader] lmfao

[14:04] [HeavensCrusader] ooooooooooooooooooo

[14:04] [HeavensCrusader] kinky

[14:04] [HeavensCrusader] meow lol

[14:04] [HellsCrusader] lol

[14:04] [Ultimate_Judge] HeavenC no longer exists in this world

[14:04] [Ultimate_Judge] battle ended

[14:04] [HeavensCrusader] :(

[14:04] [HellsCrusader] victoryyy!!!

[14:04] [Ultimate_Judge] Victor - Ultimate_Judge (51p)

[14:04] [Ultimate_Judge] :P

IRC log by : BK

Edited by : BK