This week, LoTCookie brings you the first ever edition of... 'Teh Random Quiz!' Selecting its participants at random, the host will reveal the question for the day and all contestants wil be given a chance to state their mind. At the end of the program a poll will be conducted to determine the reply with the most votes. The winner will get a special place in our Random Hall of Fame, and receive a month's supply of free tractor grease and corm juice.
Today we have with us... please welcome... Coondog, CLM, Waldo, Adsrubael, Telos, HellCrusader (still munching on Wendys as usual), Elihaar, Thunder and Fraz!!!
Today's question will be - Describe our beloved Cookster in one word.
Host : Alright, this will be today's quiz topic. (reveals screen)
Thunder : *flexes
HellsCrusader : O_o
Host : Is that your answer HellsCrusader?
HellsCrusader : umm. no. my answer is 'naked'
Host : Very interesting, anyone else have a say in this?
Coondog : I believe mine is somewhat related to what HC just said, hehe.
Host : Which is?
Coondog : Delicious!
HellsCrusader : o_O
CLM : Oi! He's mine!
Host : CLM, was that your -
CLM : And yes that was my answer :P
Host : Alright, Waldo what do you have to say on this?
Waldo : Well, Cookster = greasy for me.
HellsCrusader : someone say greasy? :O
Host : Now now let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Elihaar : My answer is 'founder'.
Host : (silent mutter of thanks to the forces that be) At last, we have a reasonable answer to who Cookster really means to some people! Adsrubael, what are your thoughts? How would you describe Cookster in one word?
Adsrubael : Hopefully-not-reading-this.
CLM : o.0
HellsCrusader : O_o
Coondog : That's not one word.
Thunder : damn.
Waldo : Agreed.
Adsrubael : /me shrugs
(awkward silence)
Host : O-kay... now Thunder, you seem quiet today? Do share your thoughts? How would you describe Cookster in one word?
Thunder : Whore.
Host : Umm... *flustered* well I suppose you are entitled to -
Thunder : Damnit can we get on with this.
Host : *falters* Al-alright, we have one last contestant who is yet to give his opinion, FraZ! Mind giving us a piece of your mind?
FraZ : LMAO!
HellsCrusader : O_o
FraZ : So much to say... He's Cookie.
Host : Thank you FraZ, alright we've almost reached the end of our show, tune in next month for the latest -
Telos : Hey! I haven't had my say yet!
Host : (glances down at notes, appears mortified) Oh right. Yes. Uhmm.. Sorry about that. Alright, Telos, what is your answer?
Telos : Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobiac.
Host : Hippopoto-what?
HellsCrusader : O_O
Thunder : omg
CLM : o.0
Waldo : wow lol
Elihaar : What he say?
Telos : Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobiac is the fear of long words.
Host : Ahh I see.
Telos : I have never seen Cookster utter a word longer than 8 letters.
Host : Well I guess that's all the time we have for this month's 'Teh Random Quiz', thank you for tuning in and have a great night - hey Cookster what are you doin -
Cookster : TELOSSS!!!!!!!!! sdfghadtgjhadtujsghkdghkjsfyjhaerg\rg* @_@_@_@_@
HellsCrusader : O_o
*real quote from mirc.
Article by : BK
Sources : Multiple (Interview)
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