Friday, May 14, 2010

[APR 2010] Teh Random Quiz Returns!

It's time again for that annoyingly brutal reality show presented to by LoTCookie and the Legends of Time - Teh Random Quiz!!!

This week join our host as he leads our contestants into the world of the bizzare (and sometimes plain ridiculous). Today we are glad to have with us some big names - CLM teh lolty initiator, Rekuyukai (hailing all the way from Japan), Wippeli the Volcano-Ash Hater, Recon "TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Iggy the HumpMaster, KAMUT the Grumpy Bastard with the Iron Shaft, the legend himself Xninja, Thunder the whizkid (when sober) and the elusive Dragon.

Host : Good-day, everyone. Now today's topic will be... What do you think L.O.T. stands for besides the Legends of Time? Plenty of space to be creative and different here, so I hope we will see some interest -

Dragon : Leaching our time.

Host : oh. Erm. And why would you say that, Dragon?

Dragon : meh. Most of us are real busy, but still have the time to come here and get peed on by some random guy who likes Wendys.

Recon : TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!

Host : Eh? Interesting observation, Dragon uhh, you wanted to say something Recon?

Recon : Yes. LoT stands for lost over there.

Wip : Where?

loveless : Over here?

Thunder : (confused) Over where?

Host : Okay guys settle down, nice way of looking at it, Recon. Rekuyukai, you have anything to add to that?

Reku : Oh well. I would say that LoT could stand for lots of tits.

Thunder : I second that!

Wip : aye.

KAMUT : Bring 'em LOL

Iggy : O_o

Host : (mumbling) here we go... *clears throat* Very Interesting indeed, now KAMUT, you seem ready with an intriguing reply. Would you like to go?

Thunder : I'm not done with the tits!

Recon : lol

Iggy : lol

Host : Thunder kindly wait for your turn.

Thunder : bah *sulks*

Host : Okay. KAMUT what are your thoughts?

KAMUT : Loaded on Testosterone!

Host : Um... Okay so you are loaded but what does have to do with the question?

KAMUT : *glares at Host*

Host : ohhhhhhh. (embarassed) So that's what you think LoT stands for. Okay. I suppose that applies to some people in LoT.

KAMUT : D'oh

Host : Right. So umm CLM. What do you think?

CLM : oh just lots of toys. hehe

Host : Oh that's nice. Would you like to explain more?

CLM : Ummm... we has the whips and handcuffs ;)

Host : Oookay moving on, Wippeli what else does LoT mean to you?

Wip : Hmm... Lubrication of the Totempoles.

Thunder : What the hell are totempoles?

Host : Good question. What are they, Wip?

Wip : Lubricated ;D

CLM : o.0

Xninja : Land of Tricks?

Host : Ah that's a good answer Xninja.

Wip : You mean, mine wasn't good?

Host : No, I didn't say that.

Thunder : Is it my turn? Already?

Host : I didn't say that either.

Thunder : Bah fluff that. Lotsa Old Timers is what it means.

KAMUT : You calling me old, then?

CLM : I r be remotely offended.

Iggy : Me too.

loveless : A tad insensitive, m8.

Thunder : bah!

Host : Okay everyone please remain in your seats -

Dragon : We're standing, man.

Host : Er, remain standing -

Thunder : fail

Host : IGGY!

Iggy : o.O

Host : can you please - state what LoT means for you?

Iggy : Lots of Tuuuuut

Host : I'm sorry?

CLM : o.0

Iggy : lol I can't find a word for T that fits LoT.

Host : I see. Mmmk just enough time for one more - our last contestant for the day, loveless.

loveless : Oh I have a couple on the top of my head, sir.

Host : Sir? Umm...well then, go right ahead.

loveless : Load of Tossers,

Iggy : o_O

loveless : Loads of Twats

Thunder : bah!

loveless : Lick our toes, lick our toads,

CLM : o.0

loveless : Love oral techniques,

Host : Ahem okay thank you very much loveless, and with that we end this edition of Teh Random Quiz, please tune in next time for the next edi -

loveles : Levellord on Tamazipan!!!

Host : ......


Article by : BK
Source : Multiple (Interview)

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